It’s been a little while since I talked about Celebrity Rehab, but I have been meaning to write about Gary Busey’s “Buseyisms” (by the way, I highly recommend that you watch this — it’s less than two minutes long).  Buseyisms are really just made-up acronyms.  Backward acronyms, I guess, but you start with the acronym and come up with the meaning to match the letters.

I’m sure you’ve heard these before… like FINE – Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional.  Now, look at a few of Gary’s…

Doubt - Debating On Understanding Bewildering Thoughts
Romance – Relying On Magnificent And Necessary Compatible Energy
Fear – False Evidence Appearing Real
Fun - Finally Understanding Nothing
Sober – Son Of a Bitch! Everything’s Real
Fraud – Finding Relevant Answers Under Deception
Faith – Fantastic Adventures In Trusting Him

So, I thought that I would create some of my own, relating to eating disorder treatment.  Personally I don’t think they’re useful — I just think that they are amusing.  However, since it took me 2+ hours to come up with these couple of Greyisms, I think that they are a little less fun.  Anyway, here’s what I’ve come up with:

• Cope – Changing Overwhelmingly Problematic Experiences
• Shame – Sense of Hurt And Malicious Embarrassment
• Fear – Flee Emotions Around Reality
• Want – Wish About Needing Things
• Denial – Dismiss Every Notion Implying Anything Less
• Therapy – Telling Her Everything Rough About Previous Years
• Support – Someone Understanding Pretty Painful and Overwhelmingly Rejecting Thoughts
• Know – Kinda Not an Original Word

So there you go — those are my best Greyisms.  If you come up with better ones (which you will surely do), definitely post them!